Get ready to turn heads and spread some holy hilarity this Christmas with the 2025 “Jesus Not Today Satan” Ugly Christmas Sweater! Picture yourself walking into a holiday party, radiating festive cheer with a side of divine intervention. It’s the perfect way to show off your faith and your funny bone all at once.
What Makes This Sweater Epic
This sweater isn’t just another cheesy Christmas garment; it’s a statement. The 2025 “Jesus Not Today Satan” design is a unique blend of holiday tradition and playful rebellion, making it ideal for those who like to stand out from the crowd. Made from a cozy and comfortable fabric, it’s perfect for staying warm while you’re caroling, attending Christmas mass, or just lounging around the fireplace. It’s available in all sizes.

Who Rocks This Best
This sweater is tailor-made for Christians with a wicked sense of humor. Whether you’re the cool youth pastor, the sassy grandma, or just someone who loves a good laugh, this sweater is guaranteed to spark conversations and spread joy. Wear it to your next ugly sweater party, church gathering, or family Christmas dinner, and get ready to be the life of the (holy) party!

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Product Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Do not iron the design.






